lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

I got off work early 2 hours ago I go home hear my girl moaning I walk to the room i see some dude on top of my girl drilling her I say ehh emm excuse me they dont even hear me cause she moaning so loud & eyes closed He turns his head see me and gives me a wink turns his head back around and just keeps pounding her.Hes bigger than me idk what to do.he turns looks at me again and asks her your man don't fuck u like this huh while he looks me in the eye she goes no. I left and drove to my moms

eatmeallnight:

guitarsandcontrabandx:

snizzydoesit:

rastaqueen3000ad:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sonnnn he treated you like a guest in your own home

image

image

bruh

Damn tell that nigga to @ me next time lmao

Broke my heart. Tragic.

Bruh

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union